If I'd had the proper notification, I would have been dressed as a plank

Just another average day at camp -- we had a pirate-themed dinner featuring Irish music and skull tattoos. The kitchen staff celebrated the "Pirates of the Caribbean" theme by cooking some Cajun food (close enough, right?) and putting a giant inflatable dolphin on top of a pirate ship encasing the salad bar.

The real absurdity didn't happen until this morning, when one of our campers decided that he or she was over the public nature of our toilets and expelled the pseudo Caribbean food in a large Cajun poo in one of the practice rooms.

Tomorrow, thankfully is the last day of our first session. But I'm totally keeping the sword for the next session.

[Photo credit to camper Emlyn VanEps.]