I'm just sayin'

Try to say "argyle gargoyle" three-times-fast.

Or even one-time-fast.

I could tell you about what it's like to try to freelance for youth publications, or what it's like to sort through seven opera scores trying to figure out how to play tam-tam and glockenspiel at the same time, or I could tell you what it's like to give back your ex-boyfriend his favorite shirt.

But it's all pretty much like saying "argyle gargoyle" three-times-fast.