I know it wasn't fair, but I'm a fan of cheap entertainment

I'm performing a major act of service journalism today by updating the Daily Camera's happy hour guide (don't worry, I'll link to it when it's all done), which includes talking to a lot of bartenders about $2 drafts.

Today I was asking one bartender about how many folks their rooftop deck could hold. She mused, "Well, there are eight tables that hold four people, so that means...."

There was a long pause.

Then a longer pause.

I couldn't help it, out of abject curiosity I wanted to see how long eight times four took these days. After literally two minutes of silence passed, I thanked her for her time.